Old Uncle Fester used to say that a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.  He used to say a lot of things, but so few of them made much sense at the time.

Dear Old Uncle Fester.  He used to say that you should buy land, because they aren’t making it anymore.

Wise Old Uncle Fester.  He used to say that you should never run with scissors or spit into a fan.

Why, oh why, didn’t we pay more attention to our beloved Uncle Fester?   May he rest in peace…with all the coal burning power plants!

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